Merch

The answer to the age old question: "But what will I wear!?" has finally arrived.

Not only that, but if you're anything like me and often find yourself drinking out of your hands, hunched over a neighbors birdbath, there are stylish drinking vessels for perusal.

All items carry a 30% "Most Likely Not Cursed" guarantee.

In short: Hold on to something, things are getting weird.

Check out what we have available on our new merch page!